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My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. Anonymous

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To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes

Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. Anonymous

Life Quotes Statements Top 100

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes Work Quotes

Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game. Anonymous

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Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous

Life Quotes Time Quotes

It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins. Anonymous

Stupid Quotes

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot. Anonymous

Work Quotes

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous

Good Quotes Work Quotes

I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man." CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Computers Man Quotes

I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong. Anonymous

Short Quotes Wise Quotes

I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Anonymous

Know Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

Jack Handey

Famous Quotes People Quotes

A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair. Anonymous

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