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My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous

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Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. Anonymous

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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. Anonymous

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When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. Anonymous

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I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' Anonymous

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He who laughs.....lasts. Erma Bombeck

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz

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Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous. Albert Einstein

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If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein

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I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it. Anonymous

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I am too lazy to be lazy. Anonymous

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Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. Anonymous

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If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters. Anonymous

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