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There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now. Anonymous

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I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out? Anonymous

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It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated. Anonymous

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If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous

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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous

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Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better! Anonymous

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My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. Anonymous

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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave. Anonymous

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I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous

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Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous

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God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous

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Could you please be as silent as the G in lasagna? Anonymous

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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous

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I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think. Anonymous

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