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In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. Anonymous
Happy Quotes Life Quotes
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
People Quotes
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Joey Adams
Love Quotes Never Quotes Sayings
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Happy Quotes Life Quotes Money Quotes
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Work Quotes
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? Anonymous
Questions Top 100
You never run out of things that can go wrong. - Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

Never Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter of civilization. Sigmund Freud
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Wise Quotes
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats. Anonymous
Friend Quotes Top 100
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
Drinking Stupid Quotes
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing. - Henry Louis Mencken
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

Life Quotes Sayings Top 100
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright
Beer Quotes Drinking Questions
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. - Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein
Famous Quotes
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. - Albert Einstein
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert Einstein
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