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The last thing that blew my mind was the wind. Anonymous

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A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up. Anonymous

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman

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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous

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What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump. Anonymous

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Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV. Anonymous

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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

John Gotti

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The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi.

Bill Gullickson

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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

Jacques Deval

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After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23. Anonymous

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

John Peer

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A joke is a very serious thing. Winston Churchill

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I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car. Anonymous

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