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In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. - Anonymous
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. Anonymous
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous
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Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more. Anonymous
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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs...
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. Anonymous
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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. Dave Barry
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I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world. Steven Alexander Wright
Top 100 World Quotes
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright
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If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
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The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. Anonymous
Animals
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright
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I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
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I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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