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Don't be stupid, it might make you famous. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven Alexander Wright
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

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Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
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I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say. - Ronnie Shakes
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Ronnie Shakes

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Jack Handey

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
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Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway! Anonymous
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That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... Charles M. Schulz
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. - Dave Barry
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. Dave Barry
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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

P.D. East

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It's so simple to be wise.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
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I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Socrates

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