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Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance. Anonymous

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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx

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Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous

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Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! Anonymous

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I love my job only when I'm on vacation. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Anonymous

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Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. Anonymous

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein

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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. Anonymous

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Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies. Anonymous

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen

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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain

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Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous

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