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Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. Anonymous

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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous

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Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' Anonymous

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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

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Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous

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Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. Anonymous

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The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous

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Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far. Anonymous

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I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck

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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck

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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous

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If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous

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You're born free, then you're taxed to death. Anonymous

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Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious. Anonymous

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