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I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is. Anonymous

When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV. Anonymous

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Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! Anonymous

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Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." Anonymous

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The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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Never run away when you see a bear, unless you know you can beat some of the other runners. Anonymous

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

Pablo Picasso

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It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous

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Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous

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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

William Charles Dement

Life Quotes Sleep Quotes

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous

Happy Quotes People Quotes Sayings

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin

Animals Short Quotes

Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.

Salvador Dali

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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Melanie Griffith

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