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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous
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Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Alison Boulter

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The road to success is always under construction.
The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin
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He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio
He who laughs last didn't get it.

Helen Giangregorio

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson
Sayings Wise Quotes
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. - Albert King
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Albert King

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips

Computers Stupid Quotes
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
Life Quotes Never Quotes Top 100
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Robert Bloch

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The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life Quotes
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. Anonymous
Life Quotes TV Quotes
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. - Anonymous
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. Anonymous
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