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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. Anonymous
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You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
You're born free, then you're taxed to death. Anonymous
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If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. - Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
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Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. Anonymous
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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. Anonymous
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
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I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Socrates

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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

P.D. East

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Don't be stupid, it might make you famous. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up. - Anonymous
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up. Anonymous
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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. - Anonymous
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
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God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. Benjamin Franklin
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