Top 100 Funny Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.
Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
Anonymous
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