Top 100 Funny Quotes
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Sam Levenson
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
Anonymous
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