Top 100 Funny Quotes
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Anonymous
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Groucho Marx
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
Anonymous
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Anonymous
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Anonymous
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