Top 100 Funny Quotes
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
Anonymous
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Anonymous
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.
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