Top 100 Funny Quotes
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
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When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
Anonymous
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
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It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
Anonymous
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
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