Top 100 Funny Quotes
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.
Anonymous
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