Top 100 Funny Quotes
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Anonymous
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
Anonymous
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Anonymous
I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
Anonymous
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Anonymous
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