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When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
Anonymous
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Anonymous
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
Anonymous
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Anonymous
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
Anonymous
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