Top 100 Funny Quotes
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.
Anonymous
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
Anonymous
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Anonymous
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Anonymous
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
Anonymous
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
Anonymous
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