Top 100 Funny Quotes
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
Anonymous
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Anonymous
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Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
Anonymous
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Anonymous
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