Top 100 Funny Quotes
It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.
Anonymous
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Anonymous
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.
Anonymous
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