Top 100 Funny Quotes
A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slightly cracked.
Anonymous
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I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Anonymous
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
Sam Levenson
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Anonymous
What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
Anonymous
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