Top 100 Funny Quotes
When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
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I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Anonymous
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
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