Top 100 Funny Quotes
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
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My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.
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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
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